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intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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Apr 20

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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Apr 20
moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit
Apr 20

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

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Apr 20

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Apr 20

manafromheaven:

chronicarus:

otherwindow:

Happy the Zombie

This is adorable as heck.

Me as a zombie, Rifa as the driver

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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Apr 20

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

image

[source]

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ask-narugaa:


If we had met each other when we were younger (perhaps through Gaara’s father bringing him along on a diplomatic visit to Konoha against his better worse judgment), we would probably have grown up together from that day on.
As for the other question, well… we try not to think about that too much.
Apr 20

ask-narugaa:

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If we had met each other when we were younger (perhaps through Gaara’s father bringing him along on a diplomatic visit to Konoha against his better worse judgment), we would probably have grown up together from that day on.

As for the other question, well… we try not to think about that too much.

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Apr 20

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fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

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There is no escape from this. 

….. fuck.

NO

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Apr 20
Apr 20

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